I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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