We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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