Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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