im drinking this country out of the recession.
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soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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