why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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