Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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