this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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