at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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