Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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