fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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