There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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