I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Someone shattered a urinal.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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