honey bunches of taint.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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