It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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