getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I enjoy the company of your penis
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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