Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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