Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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