I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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