we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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