Having a random hookup so left but love u
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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