Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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