I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Randomize
