Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Fuck appropriateness.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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