I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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