I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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