every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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