are you so shy because you have an std?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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