I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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