It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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