the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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