I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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