I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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