He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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