so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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