So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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