accomplished twins. life is a go
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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