im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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