i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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