I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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