You can't special order awesome
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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