spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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