It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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