i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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