It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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