help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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