White coat. Heels.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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