ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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