i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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