Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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