Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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